The date was May 30, 1946. I was twenty-five years of age, embarking on my medical career. Two years earlier I had been granted the degree of Doctor of Medicine, which qualified me to practise medicine, surgery and obstetrics. My experience was fairly slim: less than a year as a junior intern in a children's hospital, and just over a year as a regimental medical officer in the Canadian army, mainly treating young soldiers with colds, rashes and the clap. Then I was retired into civilian life. I had paid my fees to the Ontario college and obtained my licence to practise.
Figure. Photo by: Fred Sebastian
My first job was as assistant to a general practitioner who ran a private hospital and office in a large town 40 miles from Toronto. His practice served about 10 000 people, and there was only one other doctor in town. I'd been on the job for about a week, during which my employer saw me through several office and hospital visits and obstetrical deliveries. I understood the fee schedule: one dollar for an office call, three dollars for a house call. A bottle of medicine must always be included.
I had a beautiful wife and a one-year-old son. My wife, pregnant at term with our second child, was to be delivered in the private hospital.
Then two events occurred simultaneously. My wife suffered sudden pain and began to bleed. And my employer received a phone call from a remote location: a man was dying, and a doctor must come immediately.
What to do? My doctor-employer admitted my wife to hospital, where he would need to attend her constantly. I, who had never yet made a night call into a remote region of the countryside, must attend the dying man.
It was 1 a.m., pitch dark and raining. The circuitous route, as my employer described it, was this: four miles west, then a right turn onto a dirt road, then a left turn — and almost immediately I would see ahead of me a narrow, tunnel-like underpass under a railroad. The road would then go sharply upward, and in about 100 feet would turn abruptly to the right, where I would find a cluster of unpainted houses. These were the company houses of a small mining firm. They would be lit only by kerosene lamps and would be hard to spot.
Off I went, full of trepidation, in an unfamiliar car of pre-war vintage, since new cars had not yet appeared on the market. But I followed my directions. Sure enough, they took me to the little cluster of houses.
I knew I had found the right place as soon as I turned off the ignition. I could hear the loud keening of women. But which house? I picked up my medical bag, hitherto unused, and followed the sound of the lament to the middle house.
As I entered an incredible sight met my eyes. A man of about 35 years was lying on the kitchen floor. He was surrounded by family and neighbours from the other two houses — men, women and children. The men were silent and sad-faced. The women, dressed in black, were wailing loudly. The man on the floor was groaning and banging his head.
The circle opened as I approached with my medical bag.
“What seems to be the matter?” I asked. The question sounded rather simple-minded to my ears, but eventually I determined that the man was not as close to death as I had been led to believe. He had a pain in his head. Further interrogation localized it to his right ear. Here was something I could check. I found an auroscope among the instruments in my bag.
I knelt beside the prostrate patient. He stopped pounding his head on the floor long enough for me to look into his right ear. What I discovered there was a bug. It had entered his ear backwards, and its two eyes were staring back at me through the speculum of the auroscope. Periodically, in its effort to escape, the bug would agitate, and the resulting vibration caused the patient to resume his groaning and frenzy.
It was an Italian household, so I knew there would be olive oil. With the patient turned on his side, the affected ear uppermost, I poured a spoonful of oil into his ear. The buzzing stopped.
I was thanked profusely. The patient was instructed to come to the office the next day for removal of the dead insect. Then I left with benedictions and much gratitude for saving a life.
In a torment of anxiety and anger I wound my way back to home base at the hospital, back to my wife whom I had been forced to abandon in the moment of her extremity. I burst into the hospital, to be met with the grave, pale face of my employer.
The baby had been born dead. My wife was alive. She had lost a great deal of blood but would survive.
William Robertson Retired Pediatrician Sault Ste. Marie, Ont.