RT Journal Article SR Electronic T1 One giant leap for mankind? A cost-utility analysis of abolishing the law of gravity JF Canadian Medical Association Journal JO CMAJ FD Canadian Medical Association SP 1536 OP 1538 DO 10.1503/cmaj.061341 VO 177 IS 12 A1 Claude Cyr MD A1 Luc Lanthier MD YR 2007 UL http://www.cmaj.ca/content/177/12/1536.abstract AB Background: Canada's Neo Rhino Party, a joke political party created in 2006 as a successor to the Parti Rhinocéros, is planning a new regulation to repeal the law of gravity, which could have an important impact on diseases attributable to gravity on earth. Methods: We sought to estimate the number of quality-adjusted life-years that would be saved if the proposed regulation is passed and determine the cost-effectiveness of adapting Boris Volfson's antigravity machine1 for use on earth. We performed an economic analysis using a hidden Markov model. Results: Our results suggest that a microgravity environment would save over 2 million quality-adjusted life-years. The cost for every quality-adjusted life-year saved is estimated to be $328. Interpretation: Microgravity is the solution to the health care crisis in Canada. In addition, using technological, statistical and medical jargon gives us the opportunity to defy the laws of physics, mathematics and medicine.